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		<title>Oh yes! Drummers!</title>
		<link>http://31hz.com/2007/07/06/oh-yes-drummers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[via Toronto Bass.]]></description>
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<p>via <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/toronto_bass/4557.html">Toronto Bass</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bass solos&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bass solos are like a dancing bear. It’s not that the bear is a great dancer, it’s that the bear dances at all. Jaco Pastorius, Johnny B. Gayton, and a few others could be considered the Fred Astaires of dancing bears and the exceptions that prove the rule. All other mere mortals pay homage to [...]]]></description>
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Bass solos are like a dancing bear.  It’s not that the bear is a great dancer, it’s that the bear dances at all.  Jaco Pastorius, Johnny B. Gayton, and a few others could be considered the Fred Astaires of dancing bears and the exceptions that prove the rule.  All other mere mortals pay homage to the pocket and groove.
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<p>from <a href="http://www.nyteowl.com/manifesto.htm#Bassists">A Jam Manifesto</a></p>
<p>LOL</p>
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		<title>Weird Bass Guitars</title>
		<link>http://31hz.com/2007/03/11/weird-bass-guitars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weird-designed bass guitars. They looks more like piece of art than playable instruments. Have fun =) Stolen from here]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weird-designed bass guitars. They looks more like piece of art than playable instruments. Have fun =)</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.weirdomatic.com/weird-bass-guitars.html">Stolen from here</a></p>
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		<title>Innovative bass pedals</title>
		<link>http://31hz.com/2007/01/16/innovative-bass-pedals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rmrf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Innovative bass pedals! One of a kind! A must have for every bassist. Jaco-B-Gone, Bass-B-Havior and Fret-B-Gone from RedTelectronix. A pedal of the greatest magnitude!! I&#8217;ve seen all the grousing on the various discussion boards about &#8220;busy&#8221; bass players in blues bands and the grief they can cause. Give &#8216;em a break guys and girls, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Innovative bass pedals! One of a kind! A must have for every bassist. <img src='http://31hz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/redtele/bass.html">Jaco-B-Gone, Bass-B-Havior and Fret-B-Gone from RedTelectronix.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A pedal of the greatest magnitude!! I&#8217;ve seen all the grousing on the various discussion boards about &#8220;busy&#8221; bass players in blues bands and the grief they can cause. Give &#8216;em a break guys and girls, it&#8217;s not their fault! It&#8217;s the dreaded Jaco Syndrome (no disrespect intended!). Simply insert the Jaco-B-Gone in your bass players signal chain and he or she will never know what hit them! No matter how hard they try, all that comes out is a deep, grooving, solid bass line.
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